‘Get f***ed’: Aussie icon savages England ‘flog’ in hilariously brutal Ashes bake

As at all times, Billy Brownless has mentioned what most of Australia is pondering – and mentioned it in a method solely he can.

The footy nice turned media persona has delivered considered one of his well-known bakes within the wake of the First Ashes Check and it was English bowler Ollie Robinson on the receiving finish.

We’ll make clear that Billy’s bakes are largely tongue-in-cheek and delivered for fun, so don’t take this too significantly.

However poor previous Robinson – or “Floginson” as Billy has renamed him – could have by no means caught it fairly like this earlier than.

Billy popped off on Triple M on Tuesday after Australia secured a thrilling two-wicket win in a match the place Robinson made common headlines for swearing at Usman Khawaja and disrespecting our tail-end batsmen.

“We will’t maintain him again any longer,” co-host James Brayshaw mentioned. “This second has been working him over.”

“Jimmy boy, I’m not counting my chickens. It’s a protracted sequence and that was a really shut name,” Billy started.

“However you recognize who can correctly go and get f**ked? Ollie ‘the sh*t carter’ Robinson!

“Honest dinkum Jim. I can have Stokesy, he performs like an Aussie. I can have Rooty, a very good participant — and a very good identify.

“I’m even warming to Broady, Jim. He’s not as large a flog as I assumed he was. And, he’s really a bloody good bowler.

“However Ollie Robinson, give me a f**king spell! The **** bowls 128km/h throwdowns Jim! Then he struts round like he’s the good D.Ok Lillee.

“On high of that he has the nerve to say we’ve obtained three quantity 11s. This coming from a f**ok who averages 12, Jim, 12!

“These three numbers 11s appear to deal with your crap s**t alright, don’t fear about that Ollie Floginson.

“He sledges the individuals’s champ – Uzzie Khawaja, when he’s on 140 by the best way Jim. This bloke is an A-Grade ****.

“He’s performed 16 exams, Jim, 16. Harry Brook the opposite dopey-looking bastard who at all times has his fats mouth open. He’s performed eight!

“This instrument has correctly obtained underneath my pores and skin, Jimmy boy. Be taught some manners, not exhausting. And discover 10km/h fairly fast or your unfit arse will likely be again at Sussex fast sensible, fats arse.

“BazBall my arse, I’m sick of it. Cummo’s a legend, the GOAT’s, the GOAT. Lords is our home, we love enjoying at Lords.

“Beneath the Southern Cross I stand, a twig of wattle in my hand. Ollie Robinson, you may go and get f***ked! Honest dinkum, I’ve had sufficient of him.

“See how I’ve left previous porky Bairstow alone? I’ve obtained one phrase of recommendation for porky Bairstow, depart your snout out of the trough. Push the desk away porky.

“Ollie Floginson – truthful dinkum!”

To be truthful to Robinson he really had a fairly respectable Check match. He was England’s second-best bowler behind Stuart Broad, taking 5 wickets, and scored 17 not out and 27 in his two digs batting at 9.